typography and definitions

My example for typography was Bembo's Zoo and I hope you have a chance to check it out. Its amazing! And considering that I am having SUCH a difficult time in my Flash class, it makes me want to really get it so I can create such creative flash presentations...

Some definitions I found humorous were:

kissing - The act of two people getting so close together that they actually can't see each other's faults.

Vuja De - The feeling that you haven't been here before.

buffet - A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

optimist - a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

egocentric - a person who believes he is everything you know you are.